Lizzieisms

Lizzieisms:

Lizzie has been sick with a runny nose for the past couple days. Our conversation in the morning:

Me: How did you sleep?
Lizzie: I didn't sleep good.

Me: Why not?
Lizzie: My nose didn't let me sleep!
My nose said "Stay awake Lizzie."
Then I said, "No, I want to sleep."
Then my nose said, "No I want you to stay awake."

Me: I'm sorry your nose didn't let you sleep. My nose does that sometimes too.



Lizzie and Julie were fighting with each other until I intervened.
Me: No more fighting!
Lizzie: But mommy, this house is not big enough for Julie!!